updates

Watching: Gossip Girl - S2; Teen Wolf - S4; Hart of Dixie - S1

Reading: If I Stay

Listening to: Jared Leto <3

What else do you want to know? Leave me an ask :)

madeupmonkeyshit:

Why do such shitty people believe they deserve nice things

eridonkidonk:

officialdaddyegbert:

blobeggs:

boxlunches:

blobeggs:

Every single friday this kid just shows up dressed as link I love this school

Does he talk

he does but whenever someone calls his name for roll call he just goes “HEUH” 

what happened in this young man’s life that made him think “damn, every friday i’m gonna go to school dressed as link”

perhaps it was something in his past

perhaps

a link to his past

(Source: giritina)

semi-attractive:

when ur friends have inside jokes u dont understandimage

buttermilkqueen:

dont u dare treat ur animals like shit in front of me i will end ur life son

(Source: beeblejuice)

So I asked my boyfriend to talk dirty to me in Bulgarian during sexytime…

altraragazza:

It was incredibly hot, until I recognized the word “tomato” and asked him what he was saying. He then admitted that he was explaining how to make a salad.

deanismypatronass:

cocolooo:

deanismypatronass:

cocolooo:

i love high contrast photos of fruit floating threateningly in the night

I don’t believe such a thing exists

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I was mistaken

i jUST WANT TO BE LIKED

I SPELLED BEVERAGE WRONG

(Source: galehawthorne)

grandma: you're 17? you're getting old aren't ya!
me: grandma you're like 80

confessionsofadirectioner:

This will always be one of my favourite posts.

(Source: whatafuckinfamilypicture)

stop-chicken-nugget-abuse:

nevvzealand:

happy birthday someone

I like reblog going this becaUSE WHAT IF YOU SAW THIS ON YOUR BIRTHDAY HOW COOL WOULD THAT BE

nyaa:

"omg you’re just blogging for attention"

and you’re blogging??? for gold? Women? Immortality?

notprocrastinating:

vincent van gogh: pls buy my paintings

person: lol no thanks

vincent van gogh: 

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