me: stop being racist please
family: listen… liberal hippie trash ….u dont know anything abotu the world….
if ur gonna talk shit about me behind my back at least look at my great ass
when you accidentally start watching a crime show and can’t get yourself to switch the channel because now you wanna know who fucking did it
Confidence goals: Kanye West
Attitude goals: Rihanna
Money goals: Beyonce
she was ABout to put a BANDAGE ON It
yeah have u ever met a school nurse..
I asked my high school nurse if I could have a bandaid for my bleeding blister.
"Sorry, I can’t. Bandaids are for emergencies only."This one time, instead of an ice pack our school gave my friend a frozen sponge.
my dad and my best friend have both been told to suck it up from school nurses only to later find they had broken bones
everyone is getting into relationships and growing up and i’m just getting lazier and finding more tv series to watch
Creative kid. More creative mom.
fucking idiot got owned
if we go to a restaurant and have to choose between a table or a booth and you say table i will never trust you again