updates

Watching: Supernatural - S9; Arrow - S2; GOT - S3; Teen Wolf - S1; Community - S5;

Reading: Scorch Trials

Listening to: Classic rock, probably

What else do you want to know? Leave me an ask :)
SPN season 1: Aw man we can't impersonate homeland security. That is illegal!
SPN season 8: HahaHAHa FBI SO LEGIT look at my badge it says 'Han Solo'.

unfollower:

college tip: take the “no shame” route with your roommate. they see you in ur underwear? who cares. they witness you playing neopets for over 8 hours a day and walk in on you crying with bad indie pop playing in the background semi frequently? well

sandandglass:

crispy-tacos:

flogicallylawless:

If Fox thinks that a Muslim can’t write a book about Christianity

would they agree that men can’t write legislation about women?

EVERYBODY FREEZE.

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paigethenotebook:

tim4eus:

catsforlivvy:

idratherdreamofjune:

softdespair:

join-they-said:

Russian medical record written in cursive

you say russian and i raise you chinese

Chinese doctors' handwriting

*gasp of horror*

OHMYGOD STOP.

alright but

Hebrew tho

i refuse to believe any of this translates to anything

saddeer:

zkac:

what’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination?

HAAAAAAAAAND EYEEEEEEEEEE

i hate this i hate u 

ronaldreagay:

f is for friends who abandoned me after 8th grade

(Source: catholicschoolgay)

merthur-pendragonlord:

nowthatswhaticallblogging:

astrangebohemian:

haildisney:

kristoffbjorgman:

catie-does-things:

[ PASSIONATELY SINGS A SONG IN A LANGUAGE I DON’T UNDERSTAND] 

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I love how they’re all Disney.

SIE SIND DAS ESSEN UND WIR SIND DE JÄGER

(Source: kagamemee)

In the delivery room

tokomon:

mother: is it a boy or a girl?

doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor

gorrestfump:

if u cant handle me at my worst then i completely understand bc i cant either

rachhaelt:

manhatingfeminist:

More people are concerned with why women stay in abusive relationships than why men are abusing women

!!!!!

octalley:

friends who like your 0 note text posts

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(Source: makaiwars)

bigeisamazing:

ridge:

these hoes aint loyal

this shit would never happen at Target