why do people say “don’t be a pussy” when talking about weakness more like “don’t be a man’s ego” because you know there isn’t nothing more fragile than that
because “pussy” is the shortened form of the word “pusillanimous”, which means “timid, cowardly”
and not the slang word for the genital region?
literally no one else knows this. nobody.
I DID NOT BELIEVE
… you’re welcome.
EVERY TIME IT SNOWS I CAN’T THINK OF ANYHTING BUT THIS
Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness.—Alejandro Jodorowski (via lunefeu)
i try not to sound like an asshole but it’s really hard because i am an asshole
my mom texted me a facebook screenshot of this today and said ‘sounds like something you would say LOL’ like u have no idea mom
when u havent done ur homework but the teacher goes through the answers with the class
One segment of orange within a blood orange
did you know that “friends” stands for:
- it’s joey
- everyone is friends
if i was in a fictional universe i wouldn’t be the main character i’d probably be that friend of the main character who lacks supernatural powers or special abilities but makes up for it with sarcasm and really lame one-liners
whose dick do i have to suck to get team free will back together
There is not. They’re replaying the purge