college tip: take the “no shame” route with your roommate. they see you in ur underwear? who cares. they witness you playing neopets for over 8 hours a day and walk in on you crying with bad indie pop playing in the background semi frequently? well
If Fox thinks that a Muslim can’t write a book about Christianity
would they agree that men can’t write legislation about women?
Russian medical record written in cursive
you say russian and i raise you chinese
*gasp of horror*
i refuse to believe any of this translates to anything
#not sure if I spent more time staring at his face#or at his crotch (via pirrofarfalla)
what’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination?
i hate this i hate u
f is for friends who abandoned me after 8th grade
[ PASSIONATELY SINGS A SONG IN A LANGUAGE I DON’T UNDERSTAND]
I love how they’re all Disney.
SIE SIND DAS ESSEN UND WIR SIND DE JÄGER
mother: is it a boy or a girl?
doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor
if u cant handle me at my worst then i completely understand bc i cant either
More people are concerned with why women stay in abusive relationships than why men are abusing women
friends who like your 0 note text posts
these hoes aint loyal
this shit would never happen at Target